milkykissu:

omuraisuu:

shy penis 

i. am. done.

milkykissu:

omuraisuu:

shy penis 

i. am. done.

(via knight-of-sadstuck)

ragingbomer:

ragingbomer:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

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i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

(Source: renloras, via dealanexmachina)

feyminism:

justalittleimagination:

cosima-324b21-niehaus:

I feel like Tatiana should start accepting her awards as a different clone each time she wins.

(via stahmata)

lywt:

Ouran High School Host Club

lywt:

Ouran High School Host Club

(via mitunas-choice-rump)

rollinginthepeep:

differentass:

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti because your parents are lesbians and u dont have a Dad

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when u make hte spageti yourself because your parents are dead

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(via knight-of-sadstuck)

psyducker:

we are destroying this planet

psyducker:

we are destroying this planet

(via maxishappy)

Charlie Swan, the guy the freaking books should’ve been about.

(Source: stewarter, via knight-of-sadstuck)

thefuuuucomics:

Beyonce rehearses while dodging footballs

thefuuuucomics:

Beyonce rehearses while dodging footballs

(Source: thepizzadog, via knight-of-sadstuck)

freewilllhunting:

if this is not one of the best headlines you have ever seen then i am v sorry but i can not help you

freewilllhunting:

if this is not one of the best headlines you have ever seen then i am v sorry but i can not help you

(Source: sweetfleet, via knight-of-sadstuck)