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ragingbomer:

ragingbomer:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

(Source: renloras, via dealanexmachina)

feyminism:

justalittleimagination:

cosima-324b21-niehaus:

I feel like Tatiana should start accepting her awards as a different clone each time she wins.

#imagine helena on stage

#eye vood like to tank mey seestra for dis avard

(via stahmata)

rollinginthepeep:

differentass:

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti because your parents are lesbians and u dont have a Dad

when u make hte spageti yourself because your parents are dead

(via knight-of-sadstuck)